Reel Review

Legion

I am considered a good angel you not so much? Fluff my wings, baby. In the new movie "Legion" all the good angels have gone bad. Sounds to me like south beach on a saturday night perfect.

"Legion" is not your typical end of the world movie. There are no natural disasters, no big astroid headed to earth, but if so, we wish it would have taken this movie with it. 

Yeah, Paul Bettany plays an angel, but it's his abs that are heavenly.

PAUL BETTANY: "i play the archangel michael and i have come down from heaven to save humanity."

Thank god, or save cinema. Anyhow, the movie is about angels gone evil because God wants to wipe out mankind, basically becuz we suck.

A baby is the only hope to save the world. Imagine? It's a good thing Adrianne Palacki's character  didn't take  birth control.

ADRIANNE PALACKI: "She's pregnant with the messiah."

Pretty much, possessed angels and demons try to kill everything!

Funny? Well, not for the right reasons cuz we're pretty sure it's not a comedy, btw, the only people who aren't possessed: Some folks stuck in a diner owned by Dennis Quaid's character. I'll take a moon over my-hammy. 

DENNIS QUAID: "It a remote diner, because really location is everything."

All Dennis really wants to know Kate Walsh and Tyrese Gibson get stuck in the diner, too. At this point its lunch and i'll take a double, cheeseburger.

This flick isn't just religious: Yes, yes, yes Dennis we've seen it is it dinner time yet?